Replacing insults with food


#1

Hmm replace insults and situational statements with food…

Like…

You’re really peeling my spuds over this?!

Or

Sliced peach on a gravy boat? Well muffle my truffle and call me a camembert!


#2

Food insults out of situational statements? You will need to duff up the plum on this?


#3

Don’t pickle my walnut now


#4

My egg farts in your general direction


#5

If you french my fancy again I will kipper your chops!


#6

lasagne.


#7

Thanks chum


#8

You old dog.


#9

You monkey brained falafel!